Walk up to any little kid and:
- smack them in the face
- throw/push them off a cliff
- give them poison
- start giving away free chainsaws
- start a lemonade stand, but keep all the cash and force the kid to make the lemonade
- send them on a visit to a jail or haunted house
- get them free sneakers (it will come in handy later)
- send them valentines with poison in the chocholate hearts
- buy stuff off them with conterfeit money
So yeah! Try it!
..........The one on the right is me......................