Give them what they deserve

This one's just easy:

Walk up to any little kid and:

1. smack them in the face


2. throw/push them off a cliff


3. give them poison


4. start giving away free chainsaws


5. start a lemonade stand, but keep all the cash and force the kid to make the lemonade


6. send them on a visit to a jail or haunted house


7. get them free sneakers (it will come in handy later)


8. send them valentines with poison in the chocholate hearts


9. buy stuff off them with conterfeit money

So yeah! Try it!

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How to get kids let you into their house



1. Pick a time when their parents aren't home, and knock repeatedley at their door.
2. After a while, they should come.
3. Wave a candy bar in the window; they will let you in.
4. Do what you like.



Luring candy bars:

How to make kids jump off a cliff

1. Get a kid to follow you because you showed them fake candy.

2. Once you get to a cliff, throw the candy off, and they will follow it.

3. Have fun!

How to get kids to eat poisonis candy

1. Make candy that has poison in it. Wrap it up so it looks like store-bought candy.

2. Scout around town to find some kids sitting in their car while their mom goes shopping.

3. Beckon to them to come out. When they do, tell them you have candy. Give it to them. They will eat it.

There are variations of this like taking them to your car or house first before you give them the candy.

Luring Candy: