Christmas Follies

Wrap a bomb in the most colorful wrapping paper you can find. Then, climb down a chimney and put it by the tree. Be aware to leave as much soot and ash from the fireplace as you can around the tree, and if you would like to enhance the effect, pour a few gallons of oil all over the house as well. If you do this correctly, the house will go up in flames. Also, please make sure the parents are out that night so that only the children are home. You don't want any trouble with the parents. Believe me.

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I found a great site for pranks to play on trick-or-treaters. Check it out!

Pre-Halloween Jitters

The funniest thing to do is scare little kids on Halloween. Come up with any gag you want, just make sure it is something parents will complain about when they visit your house on Halloween. This could include chainsaws, axes, bulldozers, strobe lights, creepy voices, haunted stuff, jumping skeletons, flying ghosts, or grave-digging. It's really up to you! I'll keep you posted...

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The Cute Animal Lure

Get a cute stuffed animal, but spray paint it pink or something. Put it on the ground and have a net ready. I swear, when I did this i got like 60 kids man. Definitely take their money.

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Or just use one of these:

Easter Mania

1. Fill the egg with any gross substance
2. Do not boil the egg but paint it
3. "egg" people
4. Give out "chocolate" eggs
   

Give them what they deserve

This one's just easy:

Walk up to any little kid and:

1. smack them in the face


2. throw/push them off a cliff


3. give them poison


4. start giving away free chainsaws


5. start a lemonade stand, but keep all the cash and force the kid to make the lemonade


6. send them on a visit to a jail or haunted house


7. get them free sneakers (it will come in handy later)


8. send them valentines with poison in the chocholate hearts


9. buy stuff off them with conterfeit money

So yeah! Try it!

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