Christmas Follies

Wrap a bomb in the most colorful wrapping paper you can find. Then, climb down a chimney and put it by the tree. Be aware to leave as much soot and ash from the fireplace as you can around the tree, and if you would like to enhance the effect, pour a few gallons of oil all over the house as well. If you do this correctly, the house will go up in flames. Also, please make sure the parents are out that night so that only the children are home. You don't want any trouble with the parents. Believe me.